That’s right, Lauren Crytoure needs to stop her baby whining.
“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”
I have never watched hockey. Ever. I can’t explain why, really. I just never cared. But my kids were curious about the sport when we accidentally flipped to this last night. And between my valiant (and failed) attempts at explaining the rules and the frantic energy seen from the players, we were captivated by this…
So, you were right wing because your boyfriend was? And it’s hard playing catch up as an 18 year old voter? Really?
I'm sorry, once I heard "Core Values" my eyes rolled back in my head, and I'm dead now.
This still won’t make me give a shit about Game of Thrones.
Adderal and gummi root beer bottles do it for me. Make me high that is.
Seriously. And according to google, 100% of women find salad HILARIOUS.
Which is why I greet the dog with a curt, yet friendly, “Dog” and a nod. If they’ve been an especially good dog, I offer them a firm handshake and no less than three shakes...but no more than five because I’m not a psychopath.
The way this study was conducted would be like if I went on gettyimages, looked at 250 randomly selected pictures of people working in office environments and published “Study shows 90% of Americans LOVE work!”.
Why is that dude cooking lions?
Why is that dude cooking lions?
La dee da.
in your endo!
Now does that look like the face of someone who would trick you into joining a paid service? The answer is yes. Yes it does. He also looks like he is hiding something in his mouth. Some sort of contraband.
i dont know... eating a child sounds kinda gross too