Ehhh, I dunno, I’m still unconvinced. Listen, De Niro is in some of my favorite movies of all time (like Goodfellas!), so I feel like I should be listening to his opinion. Right?

Siskel & Ebert, maybe? Because Roger was Ebert.

Robber: “Give me everything you got, get down on the floor.”

I have an LG smart dryer and it absolutely does this. 100% exactly as burneko describes.

And then it sings a little song, like a smug “smart” dryer should right before I punch it in its dryer face.

Messily!

Counterpoint: Bicyclists need to know exactly what you are doing. No time for them to guess when figuring out which side to flee from you.

Counterpoint the sequel: If you don’t know how to use a turn signal, why the hell would I assume you know how to use a turning lane?

Counterpoint: If there’s no turn signal flashing on your car, it means you are going straight and not turning

“Sometimes I turn the signal off and wait until the light has changed to turn it back on. I’m in an ONLY lane. You all know I’m turning, right? No need to be redundant.”

“Drake, let me tell you about Sparky Lyle. Sparky Lyle understood how a man plays baseball: he tries hard, and he shits on his teammate’s birthday cake in the locker room. That’s baseball. Don’t listen to these Dominicans with their bat flips who disrespect the game. You want some dip?”

There’s nothing to gain by being outed as the “bad guy” who doesn’t want his workplace to be daycare. Especially when it’s pretty likely that LaRoche is the kind of bible thumper who would take to Twitter and say things like you’re anti-family and hate Jesus.

Man, its pretty hard to offend me, but fuck all the lame jokes going on in these comments when someone has in all likelihood been physically abused.

Do the cowboys need a rebounder?

No, it was not Burneko.

Hopefully you never apply for a job that requires punctuation or capital letters.

My right to undergo expensive healthcare(that i might not be able to afford...) due to my negligence and moronic bragging trump your caution and pleas for regulation.

Hellmann’s/Best Foods mayo or GTFO

Resistance to tyranny is not the same as oppression.

Yeah, but then you’re making life decisions based off a Youtube video about rolling your fucking sleeves.