You might have the largest disconnect between user name and actual comments in Deadspin history.

I didn’t read the article, or the links. Hell, I don’t even know what a Jezebel is! But how do we REALLY know that this judge is a rapist? Is that explained anywhere? Or is it possible the kangaroo said “Yes”?

I know it’s not popular to love Catcher In The Rye these days...but I do! I really, really do! <3 I always saw him as being pretty aware of being a whiny, overpriveleged shit, and hating that aspect of himself, too. And I remember it mainly being about trying to get through his entitled, privileged existence while…

All my preconceptions about Trump supporters have been undermined. No wait, what’s the word I’m looking for? Confirmed. They’ve been confirmed.

Downton Abbey.

Doing one dumb thing doesn’t mean you gotta do all the dumb things.

Croque madame > croque monsieur

I imagine smug from Pittsburgh has french fries in it

Chill.

I haven’t been this angry since my mom got back together with Craig.

I maek bill say nippel bad OK relect me

Pj Rose would like a word

An elevator is programmed to sit at a lobby for a specified period of time under the assumption that it may take riders a moment to notice that the elevator has arrived (this actually makes a lot of sense when you consider that elevator call lights can burn out, so in large banks of elevators it can be difficult to…

Robin Lopez fighting mascots is the best thing in basketball

No, you take that shit with you!

As a proud Towson graduate, I believe I speak on behalf of all alumni when I say “We have a swim team?”

This puts Smith in an awkward position. He's too much of a criminal to play for the Raiders and not enough of a criminal to cheer for the Raiders.

The New York Yankees have the best massage parlor themed name, though.

The musings of John Donne clearly have a huge influence over the Kardashian family. Their guiding light, if you will.

Avocado ice cream sounds delicious.