I’m sorry, are you out here arguing against saying “Hello?” when answering the phone?

Okay, but that sounds to me like someone used to be a fraternity member and committed rape afterwards. Maybe it’s just me, and I’m not trying to be difficult REALLY I SWEAR I’M NOT.

Fuck Gabriel!!

(Fuck Gabriel!)

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The terror in her voice...I had to stop listening after about 45 seconds.

Holy fuck this font sucks.

Our Westie used to bolt if he had the chance. He’d run to the neighbor’s yard where they kept a giant black lab outside often, and run laps just out of the reach of the chain.

I like that dog’s style.

After debuting the look at her father’s election night celebration, the dress sold out and the Oakland-based designer Bernadette Reiss was celebrated in local press like the Oakland Tribune....For Kerin Lou and Jennifer Duetting, who actually designed the “Malia,” it was a pleasant surprise.

Take them to school, dipshit.

God damn, thank you for this.

I have no ideas how babies work. Do they actually eat franks and beans? That can’t be right, can it?

Burneko’s mom is awesome.

Nicknames for Magary, ranked:

“As I would push him over in his chair immediately to assert my dominance and supremacy like a lion does in the wild.”

It’s tough. I like watching the game, but all the off the field stuff just sours the experience. The military grand standing, the half assed “We care about women’s health” pink shit, the fucking FOX football robot, Goodell, the insufferable talking heads. So mid game, I’m already sick of whatever narrative they are…

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