Dag, dude, calm down.

I’m not JudasIscaredycat, but... No. That’s not what he means.

This looks like my jam! Am making this for breakfast this weekend.

Seriously. Does he think he’s Cato or something?

... what?

Cool. Thanks.

Meh...

Sorry, but that’s dumb. The artists appearing at this year’s fest didn’t sign contracts 15 years ago.

“...And they drive an ice cream van”!

All those names/references are pretty common secret society tropes — The Justified Ancients, The Land of MU, the number 23, Timelords... What I’m saying is be careful when you talk about The KLF.

Mmmmm... Fetal Bovine Serum

I’m assuming a recline/don’t recline argument?

Obama was too concerned with... visiting with celebrities.

Boss Hogg did it better:

Thanks for the pro tip of not spending too much on the wine that I will drink with my Cheez Its. I almost went with a Domaine de la Romanee-Conti Montrachet Grand Cru, but then I  thought, what is this... a Thursday?!

Right...? I also wonder when women will succeed at removing Honor and Respect from society.

Your spouse looks like they could perform a vulgar act.

This Shape of Punk to Come person sounds like a numbnutz. “...Not judging,” lol. This idiot says things like, “there aren’t any ‘great local breweries’ outside of NY or Cincinnati”, and “the only city that’s not boring is New York!”

I’m with you. Ban it all...

Wrong.