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How does one add “half a soft-boiled egg”?

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The emperor makes her rounds, master of all cats.

C’mon. Texas! You’ve already been told:

What if it’s a line for tickets to the new LCD Sound System show?

Oh, man, that’s good. That’s the kind of response that leaves you feelin’ groovy for a full week!

The only pro sports organization named for a drug addicted poet who died broke in the gutter.

He’s not dead... He’s just really milking that dive.

Flaming Carrot!!

your an certified dumb guy

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He also made my record collection better. I got this 7" sometime in the early ‘90's. He’s got an absolutely “beautiful” voice. I still cherish this record. (I think his backing band includes Soupy Sales’ kids - the dudes from Tin Machine!):

This article was bullshit.

Geraldo Rivera and Sally Jesse Raphael were playing a game of twenty questions. Sally said, “OK... I’ve got the answer. Ask your questions.”

You ain’t wrong. From the WFMZ News site, including a quote from the arresting officer:

Candace is a bitch!

Here’s you:

“I’m too outraged to care!”

You seem smart.

It’s called the Religious Wack-A-Doo Braid. It’s popular with women who have been unknowingly been held against their will and brainwashed from a very young age. It’s often accompanied by the highly cultivated “Million Mile Wing Nut Stare”: