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Picture of the research team’s lead scientist:

It’s a real life MeowMeowBeenz!

You must be new to Jezebel.

You totally baconed that comment.

Ah-one... ah-two... Two Fingers!

Yeah, but you Pennsyltuckians call them “jye-roes”and act confused when someone orders a “year-oh”.

I get your point, but what are your feelings about Gabriel?

I couldn’t understand you because of your accent.

In Guillermo del Toro’s world, apparently there are always people who are willing to sell out the entirety of humanity and indirectly get hundreds of people murdered for a couple hundred bucks.

I lived in Pittsburgh during The Steelers’ Superbowl dominance in 2007 and 2008 or whatever it was. With a quarterback who was nearly impossible to bring down, a supporting cast made up of likable and fun characters like Hines Ward and Troy Polamalu (The Tazmanian Devil! The Samoan Headhunter! The Flyin’ Hawaiian!),

Yeah... that’s what’s annoying.

Dumb

Dumb

Dork

No. Never.

I saw your mommy and your mommy’s dead

Detective Thanh Flumerfelt

Me too, brother. Me too.