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ghostbustersisacat
ghostbustersisacat

you is very smart. that cool for you bro.

Yes, you’re missing something:

Still boring.

Yeah... I figured that. But “security detail for Chris Brown on a go-go board” has to be incredibly demeaning and soul sucking. Like, worse than my job. And I’m head speech writer for Trump 2016.

I know Chris Brown is an asshole, but in this case this guy appears to be the biggest asshole involved. Middle aged douche bag running after an abusive pop star on a kiddie toy. Embarrassing, my man.

Joey, have you ever seen a soap bubble bounce?

no. it me.

Bugs Bunny had no wife or daughter, and I’m pretty surre he was an FDR man. You’re still mostly right, though.

02:18, strangulation

An instigator!

I DO read Jezebel and you are out of the will, missy! I am going to call your mother and tell her how you treat me!

And why do The Finns eat so much fish?!

Smart and reasonable. Keep on keepin’ on.

Did you just call me a racist?

YEAH! Geez, Madeline. Try an expensive sweet beer, or one of these expensive, bitter session beers! Hey! Why not try this German style Schwarzbier!

Good Job, Hookah Nuts!

There are four types... There are FIVE types of drunks... There are SIX types of drunks!

This reads like it was written by someone who works at SPIN.