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No post discussing Irwin Allen should go without this addendum, one of the greatest musical odes ever recorded:

Dag gummit, Pinkham!:

So "willfully obtuse" it is, I guess.

So "willfully obtuse" it is, I guess.

You need a goon/enforcer.

You need a goon/enforcer.

You're either dense or being willfully obtuse if you can't admit that a news crew (and all that comes with it: reporter, van, camera, boom mics, tech crew, and, yes, lights) on the side of a busy road - at night, in poor visibility, with ice on the street, in a snow storm, in a place where drivers are inexperienced…

I'm sure this yipes ding dong is one of those 86% of drivers who thinks he's a safer driver than everyone else.

NO! It's off to the Re-Education Camp for you!

You're right. It didn't need to be said.

You deserved what you got. End of story.

Damn, son... stop being so greedy! In a league like the NFL, everyone is replaceable.

I'm totally with you, brah!

...to the tune of "Shake It Off"?

My cat is 28.

If it wasn't the vaccine, what was it that happened to my daughter?