Learning to make your own fried chicken is one of the best skills I've ever learned.

Couldn't finish reading cuz of the horribly corny Hunter Thompson-rip off writing.

She's already named it Mandingo and she makes it sleep in a cold water shack out back.

Calling this cast "SNL-heavy" is a bit of an understatement, but whatevs.

You forgot the Tapatio....

What is Chicago Style Pizza?

Now that's a lie.

Bananas grow on bushes.

This one was funny.

Dag! If I hadn't wasted so much time finding a pretty picture, things would be so different now!

Did I win the race?!

A New Hope's head minister:

This is the first image on the New Hope Ministries (is that a Star Wars reference?) web site (of course it is):

...serious beer drinkers...

Lawyers representing Sanders have publicly claimed that their client, who was a detective for the Baltimore City Police Department before joining the Ravens in 2004, is innocent probably pulls this shit all the time, 'cuz he's a fuckin' pig, right?

Lawyers representing Sanders have publicly claimed that their client, who was a detective for the Baltimore City Police Department before joining the Ravens in 2004, is innocent probably pulls this shit all the time, 'cuz he's a fuckin' pig, right?

Wait... They have porn on the radio now?

These righteous kids deserve a righteous theme song!