Counterpoint:

Learning to make your own fried chicken is one of the best skills I've ever learned.

If it is, are there other times in history were the rate of language change speeded up?

Couldn't finish reading cuz of the horribly corny Hunter Thompson-rip off writing.

She's already named it Mandingo and she makes it sleep in a cold water shack out back.

Calling this cast "SNL-heavy" is a bit of an understatement, but whatevs.

You forgot the Tapatio....

What is Chicago Style Pizza?

Now that's a lie.

Bananas grow on bushes.

This one was funny.

I hope the fake kidnappers didn't piss on the rug!

Dag! If I hadn't wasted so much time finding a pretty picture, things would be so different now!

Did I win the race?!

A New Hope's head minister:

This is the first image on the New Hope Ministries (is that a Star Wars reference?) web site (of course it is):

...serious beer drinkers...

Lawyers representing Sanders have publicly claimed that their client, who was a detective for the Baltimore City Police Department before joining the Ravens in 2004, is innocent probably pulls this shit all the time, 'cuz he's a fuckin' pig, right?