Meow In Blood

Gross.

I don't believe you and you're racist.

Start saving your money now because come winter, you're going to want to throw down for some expensive-ass theater tickets.

Not that you're wrong - Best foods is just chillin' in my fridge as I write this - but isn't Best Foods just the regional name for Hellman's?

...there is NO SHAME in enjoying a Hot Pocket. None.

Unilever has BIG plans:

Unfortunately, the claim that their whip is miraculous, despite being obviously misleading, can not be disproved. Mayo fundamentalists are the worst.

Take a chill pill... it's just pop music.

I guess I'm a jerk, but I couldn't let this pass...

But somehow, Wisconsin women don't hate him. Look at this dingbat...

And the fact that you have a problem taking "the Lord's" name in vain shows you probably don't understand a lot of stuff going on these days.

Yeah... why?

Good for her. Really.

Meta-hipsterism. I hated that shit before anyone. Wait...

That's dumb.

Now if six turned out to be nine, I don't mind, but does that change the rankings?