You're right. It didn't need to be said.

You deserved what you got. End of story.

Damn, son... stop being so greedy! In a league like the NFL, everyone is replaceable.

I'm totally with you, brah!

If it wasn't the vaccine, what was it that happened to my daughter?

Learning to make your own fried chicken is one of the best skills I've ever learned.

Couldn't finish reading cuz of the horribly corny Hunter Thompson-rip off writing.

She's already named it Mandingo and she makes it sleep in a cold water shack out back.

Calling this cast "SNL-heavy" is a bit of an understatement, but whatevs.

You forgot the Tapatio....

What is Chicago Style Pizza?

Now that's a lie.

Bananas grow on bushes.

This one was funny.

Dag! If I hadn't wasted so much time finding a pretty picture, things would be so different now!

Did I win the race?!

A New Hope's head minister: