This is the first image on the New Hope Ministries (is that a Star Wars reference?) web site (of course it is):

...serious beer drinkers...

Lawyers representing Sanders have publicly claimed that their client, who was a detective for the Baltimore City Police Department before joining the Ravens in 2004, is innocent probably pulls this shit all the time, 'cuz he's a fuckin' pig, right?

Lawyers representing Sanders have publicly claimed that their client, who was a detective for the Baltimore City Police Department before joining the Ravens in 2004, is innocent probably pulls this shit all the time, 'cuz he's a fuckin' pig, right?

Wait... They have porn on the radio now?

These righteous kids deserve a righteous theme song!

Meow In Blood

Gross.

I don't believe you and you're racist.

Start saving your money now because come winter, you're going to want to throw down for some expensive-ass theater tickets.

Not that you're wrong - Best foods is just chillin' in my fridge as I write this - but isn't Best Foods just the regional name for Hellman's?

...there is NO SHAME in enjoying a Hot Pocket. None.

Unilever has BIG plans:

Unfortunately, the claim that their whip is miraculous, despite being obviously misleading, can not be disproved. Mayo fundamentalists are the worst.

Take a chill pill... it's just pop music.

I guess I'm a jerk, but I couldn't let this pass...