I’d rather use a Zack Morris cellphone as my daily driver than an inkjet printer.

I’d rather use a Zack Morris cellphone as my daily driver than an inkjet printer.

ISIS has a football team? Who is their left tackle? Seahawks are looking for one.

Oh yes. I forgot that Hillary Clinton was betrayed by America, that she was owed our votes. That’s always how it works - only the commoners can betray the rich, well-connected, lavishly funded, ultra-powerful elite of this country. Never the other way around.

Official NATO guidelines are that countries spend 2% of GDP on defense. I think only five countries spend that amount.

Imagine if Nintendo put out a “Switch launch” package of old classics like Super Mario World, Final Fantasy VI, and Link to the Past, then sold it as a limited-time bundle for people who buy a Switch in the first six months or so. Suddenly, that barebones launch lineup looks a lot more exciting.

Which nobody really cares about.

It’s almost like they have announcements planned on more Switch features, weird.

also plagiarized George Washington by referring to Washington DC.

Officially no company will say “we support franchises breaking labor laws and committing wage theft.” But when a franchise is doing it, it’s “well franchise handles it...”

Was it franchised?

Isn’t it normal for some bars in big cities to set themselves up as catering to one sport squad or another? Since when is this a big deal? I’m very confused.

You’re right, but if a congress doesn’t pass laws or legislate, then it’s not a legislature anymore is it?

It’s impossible for you to accept the idea that some people may have actually liked what Nintendo showed?

Nintendo is crucified for it, though. For example, this article.

Congress can do whatever Congress wants. If Congress chooses not to pass a law, that is, in effect, an action of Congress. They’re not required to pass a bunch of stuff just because the President wants them to.

Well, yes. Obama has generally been very good for the landed gentry of the United States. He did a great job of sticking up for Wall Street and making sure nobody was punished for their fraud and crimes. Nobody disputes that.

I guess Mark Davis just finished scouting all local PF Changs.

Counterpoint: Starfox 64 comes to Wii U today and you should definitely buy it if you want to play Starfox 64 on Wii U.

Back when I was paying student loans I would send them extra payments and earmark them for principal. It was a click on the page. Can you still do that?

Cool, this totally makes up for the fact that the guy is a dirtbag abuser.