Ok boomer

What is this listicle BS?

its because its patented.  

Can someone please show me a pic of a RWD, V-8 powered Acura Legend or RL? By my reckoning, there has never been such an animal. All Legends and RL’s have been FWD and V-6 powered. The 2nd gen Legend looked RWD and had a longitudinal V-6, but no V-8.

Here’s the thing genius, in a pandemic situation, individual choice means fuck all because you will get other people killed.

seriously, someone forward me the venmo. I got a 5 spot.

You’re an ICU nurse? Today, the question isn’t what car you should buy, it’s what car we should buy for you.

Sweetie, it’s bottom-shelf GIN. Have fun! 

What? How can this be? Kristen, you are one of the most original, gifted, and wealthy writers for Jalopnik, or any car or other site, anwhere, period. Don’t go, BUY the damned site!

In the immortal words of Michael Bolton...

It’s gray.

My god, Torch. Just how short are your legs?!

So on par with the older gas models, got it

Goodbye and I wish you the best. I really enjoyed so much of what you have written and your weekend motorsport coverage was something I always looked forward to.

Congratulations, $kaycog on Comments of the Decade! I award you one Ford GT (...replica, but that means you can hoon it more), which this lil’ bunny friend will deliver to the hoon-spot of your choosing as soon as he can see over the dashboard.

As soon as I read the headline I knew. Congrats and thanks for all the great comments, I always enjoy reading your comments. 

$kaycog is a national treasure who truly deserves this.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Is it because you think a lot of the market segment looks similar?