Robot ninja arms...now, I’m not saying this is how some poor person is going to get their penis accidentally, but absolutely, beautifully, precisely sliced off...

But I think this is exactly how some poor person is going to get their penis accidentally, but absolutely, beautifully, precisely sliced off.

The Executive Producer for Massive has officially left. This is after the Lead Writer/Narrative Director left close to a year ago.

I smell a Destiny 2.0.

What happened to sliding into cover like we saw in the 2014 gameplay? Now it seems like the player is stuck hobbling their way up to the piece of cover until they can touch it (while taking a lot of fire in the process).

Prove me wrong, UbiMassive.

My firm belief that I’ve held to regarding downgrades is that usually graphics are not the only part of the game that takes a major hit. I haven’t been wrong yet.

*Clears throat.* I see. *Lowers nail bat* Carry on.

Let’s be realistic. Alphas and Betas are paid testing (consumer pays the developer to test the game for them) nowadays, and it is almost always representative of the final product.

Without even getting to the graphics, lets look at those animations! I saw a lot of recycled animations from Watch_Dogs and Ghost Recon…

I have more than a few concerns regarding this game.

Let’s get the most glaring out of the way. This game looks nowhere near what we saw at E3 2013 or E3 2014. It almost looks like an entirely different engine is being used (even though that isn’t the case). Alpha or not, the difference is glaring. I wouldn’t expect an…

Let me guess, you’re one of the Reddit users on The Division page who goes around waving their arms screaming, “DON’T YOU DARE BREAK MY NDA!”

Mr. Infection: I’m back, baby!

Dat classic Ubisoft Bullshot.

*Everywhere.

“But, of course, Joe Staten left, and that wonderful, mysterious tone that accompanied Destiny’s early marketing has been obfuscated beneath a shroud of self-important wankery frantically covered up by Taken King’s entertaining but vapid script.”

Thank. You. Every early presentation of Destiny captivated me with that…

The title lies. That didn’t look civil at all.

...okay, I’ll go. *slowly gathers single potted plant*

This is why I trust Kotaku’s opinion before laying down $60+ on another title (nope, don’t pre-order anymore, really). I wait until I see what you all have to say.

Keep up the good work! Keep making the greedy publishers squirm!

“I used to work the lumber mill, now the lumber works me.”

“Sadly unromancable?” You dare underestimate the power (the horrifying imaginations) of the modding community?

I AM STILL FLAILING WITH EXCITEMENT.

*Walks elderly woman across the street, crushing several cars with its four terrifyingly-large legs*

Looks like he...*Sunglasses*

Showed them the door.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

“I AM HERE TO ASSIST YOU. DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE.”