Sure.

Here: http://www.gamespot.com/articles/micro…

Probably not. Microsoft doesn't even want you to be able to download their system update to a USB drive (they revoked that today).

Yeah...there's something that's missing here...it's called a brachial artery.

I guess people didn't have those back then. No bleeding, no bone marrow either? Man! These guys were something else, I guess.

Never argued against those. I personally would never buy or sell anything through Craigslist.

Next-gen urinalysis.

The developers at EA like to call it: URINALUTION.

Pee in a cup has never looked so good.

That's why you never change locations last-minute (if they try to, you back out, plain and simple), and you always do it in front of a police station. Heck, before the buyer arrives I'd even ask an officer to come keep an eye on the whole thing.

MY EYES. That motion blur...ow...my eyes, my eyes.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

I plan on purchasing a PS4 several months from now, all is I have to say is thank you, early adopters. Your beta testing is most-appreciated, and you all have my deepest condolences.

Seriously though, that sucks. Sorry to hear that :/ Just another reason not to buy a console at launch.

*Table flips the phone off onto the floor*

"Table! No, no! Bad Table!"

Can you people at least wait until the supply meets the demand before destroying one?

Yep.

I feel like that would be me in that situation. I would be driving home with my new PS4, an extra controller from that moron, then I would go: "Crap! The PS+ card!"

Heck, I'd have grabbed the 30-day-free PS+ card! Anything that was left I would have grabbed.

I would have done the same thing that one guy did (not the PS4 smasher)...although I would have walked over and grabbed the controller or the headset rather than a piece of the motherboard.

Decoy Octopus. Mmmhmmm.

That was not my intention. I was arguing that one would not be nearly as able to defend their loved ones from the previously-stated situations, especially if their assailants were armed or if there was more than one. It's certainly better than yelling "Hey! Stop that! Please?" or wasting precious time calling 911, and…

I was making a little joke about the theory :P

I never argued either one of those points. I simply stated this: If you break in my home, threaten my family, you get hollow points, then I will call the police. I won't waste precious seconds trying to phone anyone, and if you come in with a weapon in your hand, I won't even say stop, I'll just drop you.


(Please be…

My mind has been melted.