Actually they should pair with Starbucks, get your vaccine and then you can order off a special menu, bring back the unicorn mermaid nonsense.

She not only has the pipes, but the whole orchestra, as she demonstrated at Superbowl 50.

Orange McDipshit is doubling down again:

Oh, Lou Dobbs and Stephen Miller are turning on each other?

Okay, I wasn’t completely enraptured by Tilly struggling to deal with a very placid and sleepy cat

Such a minor thing, but yay!!!!

Even if Biden gets better ratings, Donny will claim he got better ratings.

Literally one reason: Trump knows EVERY SINGLE ONE of his supporters will tune in and the only reason they will is to beat Biden’s “ratings.” That’s literally it. And then he’ll go on twitter to crow about it for 24 hours straight as proof that he is actually winning (and thus giving him more “evidence” that he’ll get…

“Essential worker” oh hell no you are not! Nobody except fascists in the WH and WH reporters need her at all.

this dude looks like an avatar in a video game that has a character create that lets you do absolutely anything

WTF is “AMC+”??  Is this another fucking streaming service I’m being asked to pay for?

That lede picture is going to give me nightmares.  I beg you to change it. 

Where are the people that would vote for her?

The Great Pottery Throw Down: Where it’s kiln or be kilned.

Starred for the lovely fossil of a meme.

What exactly are they proud of?

How is it possible to write this article without mentioning Mark Watney or potatoes?