“Essential worker” oh hell no you are not! Nobody except fascists in the WH and WH reporters need her at all.

this dude looks like an avatar in a video game that has a character create that lets you do absolutely anything

WTF is “AMC+”??  Is this another fucking streaming service I’m being asked to pay for?

That lede picture is going to give me nightmares.  I beg you to change it. 

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Where are the people that would vote for her?

Though it’s not really important in the grander scheme, one thing that this episode has me wondering - how old is Mariner supposed to be? I mean, she was clearly intended to be older than the Boimler/Rutherford/Tendi troika, but I always assumed it was just a few years.

The Great Pottery Throw Down: Where it’s kiln or be kilned.

La Révolution sounds like a crazy spin-off from the bonkers (but brilliant) Le Pacte de Loups - quite possibly the finest subtitled, period-piece, kick-boxing, werewolf movie ever made.

Starred for the lovely fossil of a meme.

What exactly are they proud of?

How is it possible to write this article without mentioning Mark Watney or potatoes?

Are they going to join the generic, nameless, bridge crew who’s jobs are all to spout a little techno-babble every now and then and be utterly interchangeable unless they need to generate some unearned emotion by finally giving one a backstory so they can be killed off in the same episode?

respect my rights and no one else’s

Stop trying to remake good movies. If you have to remake something pick a big name flop and try to make it amazing. You still get all the name recognition and, if you pull it off, you’re going to be remembered for a long time. 

I don’t have a problem with the casting, but honestly he looks more like Dick Grayson in this than Bruce Wayne.

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