That headder pic is the epitome of “These movies are designed to sell action figures.”

Manafort forfeited around $46 million. That should more than cover the Russia investigation which means Mueller is actually making us money while serving justice :)

FFS, doesn’t anyone actually read the Constitution? The 22nd Amendment is pretty ambiguous:

These are just the plausible ones.

“For nearly fifteen minutes, two of the most infuriating men on television yelled, interrupted, and tried to out-alpha-male one another to no avail.”

Does this answer venerate the humble, underappreciated hot dog or demean the sandwich, implying that is something a food should not aspire to be?  Meredith, you just introduced a new, terrible wrinkle to this issue!

“Excuse me, I think this voting machine is broken?”

What is wrong with people? Grande is likely grieving someone she once loved and people are blaming her for his death. That’s so disgusting. We need to collectively go to our rooms and think about what we’ve done.

Once again, it is not the job of the Attorney General to protect the President and his cronies while harassing his enemies.

Trump cited a statute in the U.S. Code which allowed him to cancel the raises in cases of “national emergency or serious economic conditions affecting the general welfare.”

(A) “The economy and GDP and stock market are higher than ever before! I give myself an A+!”

It’s worth noting that Netflix’s DVD selection is often quite a bit wider than that afforded by its streaming deals.

Plus it helps preserve institutional knowledge as former colleagues can come and say, “hey John, you’ve left some shitty documentation, why the hell does plan X include step Y and should we really do that given current situation Z?”

I’ll bet none of them volunteered. Some WH lackey told some military officer, “We need 10-12 enlisted people for a photo-op. Get some white people, of course, but for sure a couple blacks, a Hispanic, an Asian, and some women.”

Oh no! Not a blue hallway full of old paintings! Essie, bring my fainting chair and the smelling salts! I’m about to have the vapors!

Just Die Hard, Already!

Thoughts and Prayers

No lie.  My first concern was that Jack would eat the ranch dressing smothered salad as soon as his daughter left the diner.