Obviously none of them are Zedd. Because Zedd’s dead baby. Zedd’s dead.

These are the life lessons I come here for.

Idiots. They should’ve just had the B be brunch. Covers both pancakes and burgers.

Not anymore. She’ll be bleached blond by the end of the week.

Something is going on here.

Nothing is too outrageous for Trump believers. I can’t fucking believe that they were able to pull off this propaganda campaign so completely. I’m convinced he’s never going to pay for what he did.

If Elizabeth had done it, yes. She is doing it to create doubt in Stan’s mind, slow him down a little, distract him, and give the family an edge.

She’s a big girl, but it looks good on her. It’s all about the proportions.

Gigantic, nearly naked Pam gets this episode an A+ from me.

I won’t believe it’s her until I see her holding up a newspaper with today’s date.

They’ll be fine. The Varsity is practically on campus.

They should do a Legends of Tomorrow episode where Oliver joins the team & they have an adventure with the actual Robin Hood in medieval England. Ollie & Robin Hood both try to impress Maid Marian, but (obviously) she ends up sleeping with Sara Lance.

Bridezilla:

The idea this movie is some kind of attempt to “steal Black Panther’s thunder” is incomprehensible to me. They’re in the same universe. Black Panther is in the movie, as are a gazillion of the characters that have had solo films. It’s an ensemble movie, and the culmination of a decade of buildup. It’s very different…

Apparently watching the movie was as painful for the author as it was for me to read this article (was it supposed to be smart? Funny? Self-deprecating? Why is there so much stuff in it? Help!)

Clancy Brown was not a “baddie” in Starship Troopers, he was a bad-ass and a hero. I will not hear Sergeant, nay, Private, Zim, disparaged.

This is the first i’ve ever heard of this, so if you like this, fuck you.

I too vote for Arthur, even if he’ll never be King Arthur.

So here’s my tiny pleasure: Every morning I pour myself a cup of hot cocoa powder, add in a splash of milk (or any other similar liquid, dairy or non), and I don’t stir it. I get to watch the beautiful clumpy, grainy pattern swim through my cocoa, and don’t need to worry about how many days in a row I’ve used that…