Henri is pissed they took his ennui.

(Perhaps “Colostomy Bag?”)

I mean, just from the description, it sounds like this writer thinks there’s a right or wrong way to consume art/culture. People like what they like, and there’s no amount of intellectualizing that can make that any less justifiable. It doesn’t matter how many people I beg to watch A Ghost Story. If they’re not into…

Hm, she’s had her face tweaked recently.

Given your karma, you face an existence where Jabba The POTUS and the Keebler Elf come over in bras and panties so you can personally approve of the new line!

While the bar is really low Killmonger is far and away the best Marvel villain ever. Even if we ignore the depth of the character and the questions he makes us ask he beats everyone else by simply being a legitimate threat, something the Marvel movies have a horrible time doing for their villains. The fact that he’s a…

Ha! nice. I actually didn’t mind this version. It is different and kinda weird. Better this than someone that can’t sing. I hope people start doing all sorts of different arrangements.

I would pay a hundred dollars cash money to watch Mueller and his team question this idiot live.

Ironically, the X-Files gave us the answer to that question.

Mila Kunis had legs.

sorry but on this side on the pond we’re partial to Fred and his fake heart attacks...it’s the big one, i’m coming Elizabeth

I wholeheartedly support the wearing of chucks on red carpets

But I thought they made great alarm clocks?

They should’ve invited Jesse Jackson back.

No thanks, I’d like to be able to masturbate to Stormy Daniels again at some point without the Donald showing up and ruining everything.

Sounds neat. I think I’ll give it a try!

They have a (meal) plan.

Onto its roof.

Outside of a professional laundry, the only people likely to plop down $1000 for this machine probably have hired help anyway.