This is not sad. This is very important character motivation stuff to complete the puzzle and push Elon Musk into full blown super villain territory. Yeah, it’s cliche for it to all fall apart over a woman, but formulas are formulas for a reason. They work.

That’s the best advertisement Rubbermaid could ever have. “TOUGH ENOUGH FOR A MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR.”

three “female senators from the Northeast,”

That’s why these things are decided by the Electoral College

Super loving the styling on Hela. It’s like the Lady of Lorien’s goth sister. GaBADriel.

That article is two years old.

be careful! your body only has a finite amount of energy and exercise will RUIN that.

1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

“You also weren’t alive then. None of us were.

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

After seeing what Plaza did on Legion, this movie should be quite interesting.

How did this not move to a judgement by supermajority regarding the jury (in the UK 10-2 is an acceptable verdict)?

Neither does he.

Shaun of the Dead, but mostly just here to say that sleek bob does wonders for her.

I think that joke is pretty much a textbook Dad joke, which, at long last, George gets to make.

Nothing. Leave me alone with my phone, weird coffee shop guy.

MACRON: How is it that your clothes fit so impeccably? You must tell me!

This is brilliant and amazing. You keep outdoing yourself with your introspective masterpieces, I think this is the best one yet!

We don’t have a parliamentary system. If Pence gets in, only impeachment can remove him before 2020. He’s not only overly religious but competent, unlike Tweetolini, meaning he’ll pass draconian budgets along with Paul Ryan that slash the social safety net, so he has to be kept out of the White House.

There are plenty of excellent reasons to hate Trump. But when they go after him for stuff like this, it just reinforces Trump’s own message that the press is petty and out to get him.