Nice to see the New York-centrism has moved over to Jezebel.

Magic Moses and the Ten Commandments — where the Commandments are actually 10 really ripped male strippers. It’s a movie pitch that practically writes itself!

Hopefully they’ll retitle it to “Magic Moses”.

(I know it’s kneeling instead of bowing, but I don’t care)

Totally not the point, but those are only five sentences, right?

I actually think it was my first Taylor gif ever, I had no idea they were that dangerous.

Thanks, now I’m a crazy woman laughing to herself on a bus.

I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.

GET OUT CORY BOOKER.

Okay, that pun was painful. So. It worked!

This is not that surprising. They’ve had that “bickering but love each other” couple vibe for a long time.

For anyone who doesn’t have Spotify, like myself

I still have nightmares about a giant smiley face that can phase through walls chasing me.

Wow. They had two Oscar calibre actresses playing fake Queens in those piece of shit movies?? Mind = blown.

SINCE THE TWENTIETH CENTURY? YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

Needs more aspic.

Wha? Wrong alien-shaming? Predator has the dreads. You’re thinking of, considering the pic you posted, the Xenomorph.

yep, a best seller — maybe a “Daddy Dearest” kinda tome that will hopefully pay for her therapy

“Chyna died days before she was found.” As a single woman with no family in my town, this is my biggest fear. Jesus take the wheel.

I don’t get the love for Poe Dameron (well... Oscar Isaac is the ‘why’...) as a character. He barely does anything, doesn’t say anything interesting, and generally isn’t very compelling.