It’s a good line, but she almost flubs it. “Donald Trump is the Kim Kardashian of politics,” not “reminds me of.” I’m being fussy, I know, but just that little bit of wordiness makes it sound like she’s retelling her friend’s joke.

she collapsed on the sidewalk, where she was licked by a dog being walked by a man who didn’t stop to help.

I couldn’t recall her name or I woulda posted the same.

Would go. Also that is a marvelous photo of her.

I don’t have a penis so I don’t know how that would feel. Would that be comfy? Like a little metal hug? Is anyone willing to try one out?

Thank you for sharing that powerful image. I must share that.

I found out in the picture is Kareem’s mom.

This is a great video to share also

Photos of family members and their deceased relatives military headstones really get me in my feels. There are a trove of images out there and they all make me cry, although I haven't seen one as powerful as this in a long time.

This K looks a lot like an H.

Brb, writing a post about secret menus. I just want to watch the world burn Pinkham vomit blood.

Choosing to believe that Sam Waterston’s new look is for a Law & Order reunion movie, where Jack McCoy, having lost reelection as D.A., is living in an isolated cabin upstate. Mike Logan comes to visit and beg him to go back to work — an old case of his and Lennie’s is being reopened, and their names are being dragged…

Right, and I live in an apartment by myself and by the time I've used all my clean forks, the dishwasher is in no way full. Is it ecologically sound to run a whole load for 4 plates, 4 forks, a cutting board, one knife and a frying pan?

I listened to the recordings and now I’m pretty sure Thomas Edison is coming to ghost-murder me in three days

NO! It has NOT been tested for use on weekends, and Lifehacker’s medical staff has not vetted this for off-label usage! Please refrain from preparing new and/or exciting meals until the following Monday.

That dog is impressively bored. “Eh, whatever, keep hitting yourself buddy. Whatever.”

Finally, we get a city simulator where you don’t have to play offline.

I think you mean Interstellar...?

Urrrrrrgh, this article made me queasy. It's like Model U.N. invaded X-COM.

Based on the headline, I expected this to be an article about toys for sexually pleasuring dogs. I was horrified (and inexplicably clicked anyway).

Read this out to my wife. Her response: "Please let this be like James Bond and Pam." Yup, I'd watch that.