Nope, the term “teledildonics” has been around for a while.

Yeah, the premiere was meh. This season of American Horror Story had a much better start.

Does this mean we won’t get a remake of The Ten Commandments starring Channing Tatum as Moses?

You must not have used one of the Taylor approved ones.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t a cat.

Suicide Squad, a wacky caper in which a goth lit major and an Insane Clown Posse devotee get together to fix Jared Leto’s hair crisis.

I like your modest proposal for designers.

I wasn’t trying to claim it was her first role. It’s just an easy one to use as an example of how long she’s been acting.

Nope. She played the Queen in Revenge of the Sith.

She played the Queen’s bodyguard double in The Phantom Menace so she’s been acting since the 20th Century.

Reminds me of Autoduel.

I can’t wait until his daughter writes that tell-all memoir.

I wonder if he would have described Jessy Dubai in such detail if he knew that she is a trans performer. (Not that it’s right to do that either way.)

I don’t remember a zebra in that one.

Has anyone optioned this for a feature length film yet? It could be the new Jaws.

Is this going to be 280 Days Of Sarah?

No idea who this is. [Daily Mail]

They need to get Allison DuBois to show up again.

Yes, this comment is five years late.