Quick! Someone call David Icke! It must be a reptilian base!

Sir, I am going to steal your synopsis and write a book trilogy.

Yet another opportunity for a Samuel L. Jackson line.

The right music is key for this kind of movie. I'm fond of this bit of music from Conan.

I really liked that it really was no big deal to his coworkers that Steve was gay. And it's not the trait that defines him. He's still Steve the new guy or Steve the human lie detector to them and not Steve the gay guy.

I didn't even know TigerDirect was a real company until I read your comment and looked it up.

I didn't say shadow dude was her equal (I agree, no one is).

I like the evil Warehouse theory. But is the shadow dude anti-Artie or anti-Mrs. Frederick?

Since Pete is a recovering alcoholic he shouldn't be getting drunk, period. On the other hand, Myka seems like she's a fun drunk, as long as you're not the object of her pranks.

H.G. said she was awake while she was bronzed if I remember correctly. But I'm sure there's another artifact in the Warehouse that will take care of Steve's memory before Artie or anyone else finds out what really happened.

Wait! You mean things can be misinterpreted on the internet?

Doc Knocker! Doc Knocker! Doc Knocker!

Charlize Theron has done a lot of nude scenes in a lot of movies so it's not as preposterous as you make it sound. That's why her comment isn't dismissed out of hand.

Why are you surprised? From what's presented here on this post (not in the linked article that a lot of people aren't going to read) it's not clear she's joking.

Good. Now all these damned aliens who keep invading Earth for our water can go somewhere else.

Is it time to start the ridiculous over-analysis of suspected meanings of everything in the assembled poster?

Okay, I get it now. I never heard or heard of this before.

And I would expect a Dutch settler of the time brought forward 400 years to refer to it as New Amsterdam.

They're talking about possible episodes set in the future after the current Warehouse has met its inevitable demise. Putting W14 (where agents quake at the mere mention of the mysterious boss lady Ms. Donovan) in China is saying they will be the future dominant power.

You, sir, are spot on. That's exactly what this reminded me of.