Alas, they lacked the courage to cast her as Satan.

Nope, you’re right, I did read it wrong. That means that analogy would have to be altered to “scream his butthurt little sore-loser head off to... somebody from the GTA series who actually exists in real life somehow?”

I’m not sure your question is all that apt when the offense here was him screaming his butthurt little sore-loser head off to somebody who just beat him in a video game.

The great thing about Falling Down is that it can work with literally anybody. You can play to type or against type and still have everything work out.

Yeah, Dan’s got a bit of a hardon for married people who blissfully ignore their partner’s higher libido. I can’t say I disagree. Denial is a wonderful approach right up until the letter-writer might have to pointedly ignore stuff that irks/icks/inconveniences them. Then suddenly it’s a moral outrage, oh my stars,…

Meh, I wouldn’t put any stock in holo-gramps’s diagnosis or analysis. Most of the time in these types of setups we end up getting a big twist about how human DNA is actually super special and gets weirdly supercharged by any and all foreign elements. If the show stays on the air long enough, Jordan could end up being…

Actually, the inconsistencies from Supergirl will be answered in equal parts by “Crisis” and “please totally forget about Crisis.”

Even before the pandemic hit, The Flash had become a morbid curiosity. The entire show felt like it was being tossed around at the whim of casting drama, both certain and rumored. I guess that’s been normal for daytime soaps for decades, and maybe it’s been normal for primetime shows too... but if so, then I gotta…

As far as TV shows or movies saying a brazen, idiotic “fuck you” to the entire legal profession... well, The Flash just speed related punned its way to the front of the pack.

Where do I apply to be Taylor Swift’s thicker skin? For a mere 50% of her income and assets, I will become the new butt of every single Taylor Swift joke, with the option generously granted to all joke-makers to either pretend that I’m a functional Taylor Swift clone, or to tailor (sorry) the jokes to be about my own…

I sincerely hope the cliffhanger includes Joker getting halfway through another meme, but not finishing it.

Hard sell when a megacorp owns all the rights to every character from the outset.

To me, it seems like IFR’s greatest strengths are its bursts of originality - or as close as you can get these days without stumbling upon a genius auteur. Zeus and Prometheus are the number one draw, and the story’s consistent commitment to affirming that the gods are assholes is a fair second.

BGII’s underlying “system” was an unholy combination of AD&D 2nd and 3rd that was just a nightmare-clusterfuck all around. I’m baffled how anybody can claim to be any kind of “purist” and still defend BGII relative to what’s emerging as BGIII from Larian.

“However, we believe there’s nothing more important in Destiny than getting our rewards right.”

If you want to hit these people where it hurts, the only thing you can really do is remind them that Top 40 is just a fancy way of admitting they’re not Top 10, and Top 10 is just a fancy way of admitting they’re not World First.

Yeah. This news would be good news for a game that wasn’t already languishing in development hell, and wasn’t already in the same gravitational orbit as ME:A’s and Anthem’s fiascoes.

Oh no, shorts had to be lengthened to satisfy a bunch of corrupt censors who inconsistently virtue-signal puritanical morality. That must mean something’s amiss!

Everything about this pilot screams “this is standalone. Forget all about Crisis. Forget this ‘Berlantiverse’ thing. Gas leaks. Gas leaks everywhere.”

Well, uh... I don’t want to blow your mind or anything, but there’s a lot more to genetic inheritance than just a single sex chromosome.