Well, it certainly didn’t help matters that the instant - and true - rejoinder to that statement was “uh... that’s already been happening sometimes, dude,” and then it devolved into a “BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT” goalpost-shifting extravaganza by somebody looking to make a career out of lazy pseudo-scholarship.

Given how creepy Lakeside is, it’s definitely possible that they’ll turn on Shadow again. It also fits the general theme that you just cannot trust whitey. Still, he was out of town for the past few break-ins and has a decent-enough quasi-alibi for the time leading up to this one. If the Sheriff can’t or won’t clear…

I can understand why they’re upset, because it’s not like Mario is all that deep of a character either. But Sonic, man... blood from a stone. He goes fast and he curls up into a spiky ball. None of the games he featured in added any bells and whistles that I can point to and say “oh hey, shit, that would’ve been a way…

I’m generally in favor of the death of all culture. My objections, therefore, are probably a little skew. But here they are:

I think it’s a nice reminder that copyright-centric corporations still have an unusual amount of power to control the narrative about just how terrible they used to be. When these types of disclaimers seem to strike the right tone, great, they’ll do that. When memory-holing something seems the better choice, welp.

Even better if it happens every time she has a fakeout-into-cut “fantasy” of murdering Kevin.

You know what? That’s fair enough.

<best Batman voice> “I’m probably Batman.”

So is this a really roundabout way of confirming that this actress is never actually going to play Supergirl in any project that actually gets released?

That sounds a lot more like a recipe for being drowned by a million semi-credible stories and never really knowing anything... you know, tying directly into the theme of Far From Home.

Ironically, Assassin and Demon Hunter were both created precisely because “rogue” isn’t very interesting - or, at the very least, not exactly a great fit for a game focused around straight-up obliterating hordes of monsters.

Yes, my comment specifically using “tough” and “stuff” as a contrary example most definitely reinforces the idea that I don’t know what assonance is.

I mean, fine. Okay. If you impute a sufficient amount of magical power to a villain, then sure, you have to accept that they could’ve arranged absolutely everything, including Vision’s meetup with poor, innocent-victim Agnes last episode. I just think they pushed it all a little too far. If you stop to think about the…

After the first few slots, I honestly have problems properly weighing the good versus the bad in each film. Return of the Jedi falls on the good side of the line, I think.

>McGregor’s okay as Kenobi, but I think that’s because he’s actually got stuff to do.

It wouldn’t bother me if Palpatine whipped out a saber occasionally just because he’s a sadistic asshole, but for Yoda, your analysis is 120% dead-on-balls.

My thoughts exactly. This has always been my pitch: imagine if Anakin started off as an older teenager on Tatooine, was really hot shit there, and was actually a big player in a building slave revolt? Imagine the layered complexity of being approached by two out-of-touch fucking monks who are telling him that maybe…

Master, your batteries are dying again. I have calculated an 87.64443 percent chance that this is because your life is a disaster and you cannot get any of your shit together.

You know what does rhyme with ‘okay,’ though? ‘Day’.

...you do realize that “OK” and “okay” are interchangeable, right? Let’s save the fancy words for when “tough” and “stuff” are banging around together in a couplet.