One of the earliest known video game dicks is, unsurprisingly, also a controversial one. Custer's Revenge was an Atari 2600 game that starred none other than George Armstrong Custer himself. The goal of the game was to make it across the screen to a tied up Native American woman, all while avoiding arrows. If Custer…

That would be an interesting lawsuit. It seems that they sold boxer shorts with their logo on them, if those are licensed. And you can find lots of videos where bands wear other bands merchandise in their videos. I'm not drawing conclusions. I think it would be interesting. I like Pink Floyd and Die Antwoord. I'd like…

Look at the post right above yours.

I cooked at a "Jerry's" in Tempe, AZ. It's like a Denny's copy but the mashed potatoes were instant and came out of a machine. I rarely had to work graveyard but when I did the most that happened was drunk students being loud. It was right down the road from ASU.

I read that as Christian buttsecks and it made more sense.

In China, Sarah would have likely not been born. Yes. let's definitely do things like they do in China.

I cut my hand cleaning knives at a restaurant, really fileted it, and the manager talked me out of going to get it stitched with that same kind of reasoning. The waitress's boyfriend cut a band-aid into a butterfly bandage and patched it up. I went along with it because I felt stupid about what I'd done.

How Jeffrey Dahmer got started. "Put some barbecue sauce on it!"

It's too late to edit but I came back to say what I wrote might be just a little over the top.

Two people were taken advantage of by the same man. One was a teenage girl and the other was an adult woman. The teenager got nothing and the adult woman brags about how she used the fact that her husband had sex with a minor to take him to the cleaners. I don't blame her for using this to her advantage but her…

You said she was childish. If your husband had actually fucked a child and you got paid I'm sure you'd feel the same way. You're like a mom whose daughter is molested by the step-dad and the daughter is thrown out of the house. It's not that extreme but it's the same thing. At least you got paid.

I didn't catch that. Then I do agree that the kid needs to be warned. I was thinking if I was him how mortified I'd be that other people knew, but he needs to know.

*bro fist bump*

I'm sorry. I don't speak to my parents either and just want to tell you I am sure people have tried to make you feel guilty about it, but you have to experience things like that to understand.

I left that out and went for pimping, but yes, that too.

You kind of pimped the underage girl by using her as leverage.

My husband of three years started watching My Little Pony.

No. Who wants to wear a piece of jewelry that reminds you of some asshole? I can see selling it, but unless you need the money giving it back to show you're above the whole situation is the best I think,

May I mansplain briefly? I think I know the answer. He had humiliated you on purpose (which is obviously shocking and shows he has extra issues) and then realized you had this letter that he was afraid you would show people to get back at him. He said "writing sample" because he was trying to play to what he assumed…

The best way is to have your girlfriend cheat on you but you don't care because you moved away and decided to be all the way gay. I never had a worst way.