That's why the traffic lights, they turn blue tomorrow.

Also, being a free site on the internet means the old "I will not renew my subscription" door-slam loses a lot of its impact.

Thanks. That video on the ice is what I needed today.

Because it's a sick world I thought it was a stunt and I'm glad to see it's not, and feeling guilty I assumed it was.

These magazines are for people who "don't know how to work computers," and people who get their hair cut at Supercuts, which is where I used to read them.

and despite the fact that they have been seen together, like, three times in the past decade,

Maybe this will help.

but his answer here feels less novel and more disingenuous.

Today I was at Jack in the Box. Hey, I don't eat there. I get my friend a sourdough Jack combo and then drink her coffee. Anyway, these two old ladies are in front of me just getting their order and they say "we wanted the lettuce and tomato on the side." It took the counter person, a cook, and finally the manager…

What do you think about that Lana Del Rey song where she sings "pull up in your fast car, whistling my name?" How do you even whistle someone's name?

I want to talk about retail, too. There needs to be a column for that. I worked in an antiques store for a couple of years. I was the only one there and even if they'd found the owner and told on me she didn't care, so when someone was too much I didn't deal with it.

I had a customer get my attention from across the room and tap his glass meaning more water. I can almost see that as a shortcut but he did it in a way that I wasn't willing to accept so I purposely let him thirst and his wife slipped me $5. I think she knew he was a jerk.

I had regular customers who were always nice enough. I was 19 waiting tables at a breakfast place with lots of tourist business. These ladies were always nice enough. They were locals. For some reason though one day they came in when we were serving a bus full of tourists. A full restaurant wasn't a problem but when…

I don't know any bronies but I'm not sure they care about real horses. If you could eat a cartoon horse then you would have a nerd fight on your hands. I imagine there would be lots of wedgies given.

These seem like they don't weigh too much but in high school my friend kicked one, wrecked, and broke his leg.

Legalize it. If it's cocaine that's a little different but I don't want my government to fire machine guns at people who are smuggling marijuana. As for cocaine, I can only see use of firepower justified if the boat crew fires first.

I was at my friend's house. I am gay. I have this friend I had known forever and he seems to be straight. We were working on a project together ( I have to be vague because I've given too much personally identifying information on this account already. ) I liked this other guy a lot at the time. He was too young for…

I took acid with this couple I was friends with and we went and watched Star Trek The Wrath of Khan. (This was a million years ago.) After the show we went to their house and the guy and I sat outside looking at the stars and laughing, smoking weed, etc, and she could not stop crying. She wasn't sobbing or wailing but…

Your writing is excellent. I was there! I've known people like "Pan" and you described how it feels to deal with them perfectly.

Going by that logic there are a lot of things that shouldn't be shown, though. I think seeing a person killed by police is probably a deterrent for more people, and a rule about not showing it seems like covering it up.