Just on their own terms, that the man has to know she is below the age of consent or it's not a crime, wouldn't the fact that they met at a playground remove any shadow of a doubt? Then the fact that he took advantage of her being hungry should really seal the deal. I suspect that this kind of thing happens so often…

I have always liked her and thought she was funny, and I'd love to hang out with her and Cher. It's great that they are good friends.

I looked for the picture because I wanted to see if he actually did make himself look like "Planet of the Apes" and I can't see it.

Did you see the words "maybe" and "if" in that sentence you read as an absolute statement that she didn't do these things?

God I hate it when people want to try and make everything about semantics.

Thank you. I agree it's not strictly romantic. I also think a pretty good indicator is how it makes you feel. If you feel that someone is your soul mate and this makes you feel like you need to cling to them, that's probably an idea that isn't helping you. I am lucky to have someone that I can tell everything about…

"Black people make better jokes about slavery" is the same as "Asians are good at math." Well meaning maybe but ultimately ignorant.

I was walking with a friend once by the river in the day time and suddenly there was a skunk, and it started hissing at us. I've run across them before and they're very shy. I knew something was up but I didn't even think about them being nocturnal. It probably had rabies. We ran and climbed up to these railroad…

We need to eliminate the Catholic Church and anyone that uses the phrase "the Cool Pope" is a moron.

I think they might have trafficked these children. They get very young children that have been sexually abused and then give one to a pedophile? Sounds like they need to be investigated. It sounds like all those stories that have surfaced in the UK over the past few years.

Sometimes I think we should do away with copyrights on popular music, but I don't think this case is going to ruin the music industry. They named the influence and sued the family. They sued. And Robin Thicke admitted being a liar in court. This has some really unique aspects that are unlikely to ever happen again.

When I was a boy I would sometimes visit my cousin's house and she had Barbies. We would play with them and I always made the mom a super bitch that the other Barbies didn't like. (I hope this account always stays anonymous.)

Marketing is the least creepy thing it could be used for.

I don't understand the Nicki Minaj thing. Is IHOP tweeting at her or something?

She's just gross.

All this but no bacon.

Not super runny but not solid, with hot hash browns, and salsa, ww toast and black coffee. The hash browns have to be really hot and the egg soaks in to them a little. Yum.

Actually, you can have a mom and be adopted.

Why is this awfulness being filmed? And why is Dr. Phil interviewing an inebriated person?

I think having a chef because you can and then wanting some Taco Bell is awesome.