Easily one of baseball’s most under-acknowledged uber stars and I’m not sure why. Maybe because he was just on the wrong side of the sport’s biggest numbers.

Somewhere Lou Bega sheds a single tear as his “Bamba #5" parody song is a lot less relevant now.

I hope this sets a legal precedent just so we can see legal scholars cite Papa John v Papa John’s 50 years from now. 

How To Vote Your Interest:

The original Crackdown is basically the open world mayhem sandbox that Just Cause eventually became.

As far as gaming streamer controversies go, this is preeeeeetty mild.

I’m certain that he’s now going to be the subject of a vicious harassment campaign by people who are dedicated to ethics in video games that will force him to stop playing. Because you obviously can’t have someone who lies about who they are playing a game at a high level.

I see the deregulation and privatization of the U.S. penal system is proceeding apace. Taxpayers being well-served by these tax cuts.

Hey Kevin. We realize you left a great team with an elite PG to play with an even better PG on an even better team. Now that you’ve gotten all that success out of your system, can we interest you in some Emmanuel Mudiay pick and rolls?

Knicks: *Shoot own dick*
Knicks: *Cut off remaining dick*
Knicks: Fixed it! *Pats self on back*

It’s hard to see his face in the video, but I’m pretty sure this guy has a membership to every gym I’ve ever been to. 

Isn’t this the case for pretty much any sporting event? 5k’s, Marathons, Swim meets, etc. wouldn’t be possible without volunteers.

Not even Stormy Daniels has seen a more offensive tip.

Calls against the Cowboys are always good calls.

How would you know if the hard drive had child porn on it?

Yeah, works exactly as intended for me, sorry.

Yeah, but the Ravens actually win while doing so. #GoArmy

As a Ravens fan, the last 7 minutes of game time took at least 3 years off my life.