What am I missing? The finger “is only the beginning”...? What else is there? The finger is the worst part, isn’t it?

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

As a Cub fan I know that curses don’t exist. But, the Youppi Curse lives!!!!

Really starting to feel like you’ve some personal stake in this film because... it looks generic and mediocre as hell. Id watch it, sure. Not in a theater though. This is like drunk Netflix worthy.

Same writer as the first one, why would this be any better?

yikes

I’m just floored and saddened that someone at a Redskins game would use a racial slur.

Top 5 Offensive things about that video; RANKED!

Nice idea but keep your taps on the screen to a minimum. taping the screen equates to poking the person in the seat in front of you.

Horse people are usually terrible people.

Only someone associated with the Jets would try to beat a live horse.

I would cosine his rant, but that probably isn’t a good idea considering his feeling on the Pythagorian Theorem.

I mean, that’s pretty fuckin’ metal.

Fun facts about Wheaton College.

In their suit, The Champions Basketball League claims that Allen Iverson promised to not play in their league way before he didn’t play in the Big3 League.

I guess badminton isn’t really a game where conditioning is a priority? By my count, it was about 1 minute 45 seconds of activity which is about as long as a women’s 800m race at the Olympic level. I’m not exactly sure why they’re exhausted.

Thanks to Gizmodo and its sister sites I’ve already had to install an HTML5 video blocker so I won’t be seeing much of a change. Stop doing obnoxious shit like that and maybe I can put these sites on my whitelist like they used to be.