Oh baby keep updating this one

Ahem:

My man John Wall keeps getting done dirty.

As a Ravens fan I can indeed confirm that is the case

Re-fucking-tweet.

As an O’s fan, I do too.

Significantly worse than I expected good lord

As a Baltimore fan I’ve been waiting for this all season. Every...game..has...been...that...god damned...uninspiring. I hate the Ravens.

What a bunch of jabronis

One of the littlest yet my favorite things in this game was when you were fighting in a rebel ship/base you could shoot a door panel and it would shut. Sometimes it’s the little things!

Celestia Vega.

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Back in my day we simply knocked port-a-potties over with people in em

I hate Dundalk

She called her grandson “a dodo” when he said something silly and now I really want her as my grandmother 

My local gamestop in MD said they had switches, I say I’m interested in buying one BUT to get one you need to purchase a $449 bundle with a bunch of junkware 3rd party controller covers and shitty steering wheel and it comes with one game. Absolute b.s.

Love the Boise fans chanting “bullshit.” Even as a fan who’s own player gets penalized, you have to be able to see how fucking dirty that hit was.

I was born in ‘95 and this article made me vomit. The vikings front office can go shove a gjallarhorn up their asses.

Over on Deadspin, Magary referred to him as “Vampire Ned Flanders’ which I still find to be the best descriptor for this tool.  

Am... am I supposed to care about this or know what it is? Like I’m still confused as to how this “Necrostorm” tricked anybody into preordering a game in 2014. Fun fact: the Xbox1 came out a year before this so who the hell in their right mind would pay for a game that looks like this?