I never go to Sugarland anymore. My dentist doesn't recommend it.

If anyone makes:

Va-jay-jay.

"Ay caramba, Sarah! The Blorgons have taken over the generator! Ay yi yi!"

I've only seen clips here and there, and it seemed like it was a bit disconnected. I must have just been seeing the musical sequences. I'll get a DVD of her show.

Hey, look, everyone! Sarah Silverman made an A.V. Club account!

Half-assin' it: it's the NBC way!

I just imagined a show that is Wonder Showzen + Sarah Silverman. I think I just did. Sploosh.

What cheeky mannerisms!

That would be pretty cool, but let's face it, any new show that is NOT WHITNEY would be just as cool. Like this! This is cool.

It is entirely true. It was back when Seanbaby hosted G4. YouTube it, I think there's a video of Sean challenging him.

OCCUPY SOMETHING THAT IS NOT COMMUNITY

Yay! If she doesn't cancel out Whitney I'll eat a puppy.

Wasn't that more of a sketch show? This is a sitcom, like Louie.

I got her phone number, but the grease on my hands made it translucent and unreadable. Curses!

The tubs were shared amongst a group of friends. We all gained two pounds.

If the "Frightened Inmate #2" reference didn't get you on the trail, yeah, that Tobias.

Ugh, yeah. Once again, I accidentally merged with Disqus. All I did was log in! What did I do to deserve this?!

I don't think Jesus would affiliate with either side; both of them have weak points in certain areas. I pick and choose my political creeds.

Bah! I can still mock him at a distance. I just have to make sure I don't mistake him for my non-existant boyfriend.