But how would people know you're a king if you've got shit on you?

I want to roll around in the same mud Peeta did! Then begin a dystopian dictatorship on the property.

I tried to call it in after Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage was released. Apparently the government doesn't think that a horrible movie is justification for World War III.

His benevolent, yet obnoxiously douchebaggy gaze sees the abyss, and it OWNS.

When we all reinvent the genres, even as we transcend them.

That's sad! Let's all hug Todd.

I'm up in Idaho with my family, and we have snow out the wazoo.

Great minds.

Oh say, can you see, by the Dawes early light, that Laurel Canyon we hailed, the sound in our ears ringing..

Too bad you gave them cholera.

TURKEY FOR EVERYONE

I was programmed to never be able to feel true love.

The problems with the notifications are actually the A.V. Club's fault. Disqus's notification system never craps out.

So what's where Ian went!

You just opened a Hyden-style can of worms, my friend.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus There needs to be a "fun-size" in between Snickers and M&M.

I accidentally got merged with Disqus again. If it's unclickable, it's still me.

Wow, you are the best troll. I tip my hat to you!

Maybe it's because I'm so charming and handsome?

I'm going to start ending every sentence with a tilde~