It's the John Gabriel Syndrome. Nice, Normal Person + Total Anonymity = RAVING DICKWAD.

Naw, man! Dripping Yellow Madness moved away after the third grade!

Is Idahohos what we're calling the fine folks that populate the panhandle? I'm calling my parents that from now on.

As well as a Staff of +4 Fuck You she swiped from ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER when he wasn't looking.

He's adorable and zany, the human manifestation of pure lovable. Now shut your god damn trap.

*kssssssssssssssssh*

Also: the ensemble cast of Depps. Beautiful. Just beautiful.

It was brain candy in a movie form. Delicious!

The only mustache dad I ever thought could achieve cinematic immortality is the "YOU DONE GOOFED!" guy.

Peanut butter: chunky or smooth?

I can think of a person that "don't write so good" either.

Hitler never attempted to date-rape Michael J. Fox's mom.

That would be lovely. If they could do something like they do in the beginning of DVDs, "The views expressed are those of the individuals", it'd go a long way towards making Fox News a tiny bit less absolutely horrible.

I've never seen Internet Fatshit, I just joined the A.V. Club a month ago.

See above comment. Unless an asshole replied to my above comment in which case see the comment above the above comment, above comment comment above comment above above.

Meant to be a reply. Sorry. The day a Delete Comment button graces Disqus is the day the Messiah has returned to his people, yea, forever and ever, amen.

The Sad Trombone. The dropped ice cream cone. The Big Red No. That Laurel Canyon Sound.

Holy crap, I think I sort of remember that mummy a little bit. The memory is shrouded in terror and a yellow liquid, but I definitely remember being freaked the eff out by a mummy and a kid in an episode of some TV show while my dad told me that it's OK, he's Indiana Jones.

That was pretty incredible. I was riveted through the Sandman and New Goblin scenes.

If they ever introduce moderators to the A.V. Club boards, I'd be shocked if Archmage and Cookie Monster weren't the first to be nominated.