Uwe Boll has always been the worst. Always. I can't believe he backed out of the fight with Seanbaby.

They had to hose him hose him hose him down.

It was! It surely was.

It's been making the rounds of Reddit and Tumblr these last few months. I have, however, been practicing my spells. I'm glad you noticed.

The scene where Shia Lebouf becomes Mutt, King of the Monkeys also had a lot of people rolling their eyes until they detached from the optical nerve.

He's the goddamn legal guardian.

Hi, doggy!

We use hugs as currency!

Now Billy and the Clonesaurus, that's a stone cold classic.

Hello! My name is.. Nedyh. Yes, that will do. I come from someplace far away, and I want to spread that Laurel Canyon Sound from east to west across the plains of our great nation!

…other than the fact that his posts are usually either insightful or helpful?

Usually, one waits for someone else to say the words "cool", "story", and "bro".

Ms. Lion was a total bitch.

Plus: flamethrower.

Clever pack of commandoes.

This sounds like something that would happen while watching the movie at four A.M.

Their eyes… their unblinking eyes…

"Frightened Inmate #2" would be a better role than the lead in Jumper. Even Tobias could pull that role off.

I am a Christian. I lean slightly to the conservative side when politics are brought up, although I definitely do not consider myself either a Republican or a Democrat.

♫ Forever young, I wanna be, forever young… ♪