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*puffs clove cigarette*
@avclub-454a7bfd685393329597fdb7a92b7969:disqus Yes, I warned you. I warned you good.
I enjoyed all the Sandman and New Goblin battles, but Venom = most disappointed I've been in a giant black symbiote since I last cleaned the bizarre pulsating mass out from under the sink.
The part where the lady is chopping the onion, and you think she won't cry but then she totally does
Dr. Mario will cure your nasty case of the serial killers.
Nuking the fridge. Ah, yes.
IT WAS A PRAIRIE DOG HILL! YOU FOOL! YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF BASIC MAMMAL CLASSIFICATIONS IS SORELY LACKING! I SUPPOSE YOU THINK LEMMINGS COMMIT SUICIDE, TOO? DO YOU?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK! I WANT TO L…. sorry. Whenever I talk about Crystal Skull I tend to get a little… testy.
The best form of martial arts are, of course, the result-based ones.
When he learns the vase is worthless, he smashes it on a desk.
Senor Spielbergo!
The best part about terrible movies is how it's actually a good investment to get a bottomless popcorn; you just pop out and refill it whenever the horribleness gets too much to bear.
He said he's Canadian in the Nickleback threads; he travels a lot, though.
They're most famous for that green stuff on tennis balls, though.
"Dude, you said there'd be be boys here. Oh shit! Christ Hansen?!"
But is ISIS supported by the US? Mallory needs a new set of Duchamps.
Time for a family double feature with the timeless classic, Human Centipede!
Yeah, I was wondering what was up with that turkey.
Look out! Chippys on your tail! Bogey on your six! Quall to the east! Brule to the left! It's carnage, I tells ya! Carnage! Oh, the humanity! I just saw a man go up in a cloud of purposely bad green screen!