Brothers, let us now wank together, in honor of that most zany of actors, our saviour Jason Segel, forever and ever. Amen.

On the bright side, you Brazilians have awesome tans and parrots.

What's a moppet? Is it an outdated word for a child's plaything?

What's good enough for us is good enough for them; we get Tintin late, they get Muppets late. Half-assin' it: it's the American way!

You guys got Terrifying Uncanny Valley Tintin early.

I applaud their effort, and bow down before the fact that they managed it.

Is nudity allowed on YouTube now?

The nail just got a concussion.

But what about the S&M

Should I read the book before the movie? I remember hearing very good things about it.

Hooray! A new Aardman classic. Looking forward to seeing this along with my various Small Relatives.

MUPPET DOMINATION…. B MINUS?

I imagine Lucas as a cackling demon with a neckbeard an a sinister contract: sign it, and you'll make bundles of money, but you'll never really gain back all the respect you used to have.

True story: last week I dug my old radio out of my closet. I turned it on and it was playing that song.

Hey, so am I! Slacker bros!

Obviously The Sentient Autonomous Penis has our number, Grizard. Let us smoke the weed like a cigarette and listen to the raps, leaving SAP to negotiate peace in the middle east while juggling his quirky family.

Too busy messing about with dildos, eh? Oh well, I'll call Ewan.

Also having sex with Jim Carrey. That too.

That sounds amazing. I have a few friends who tried it and they reported that it was kinda soggy and disgusting. Either they got a cold batch or they are horrible people.

Breaking Bad was originally in development as a FX show; AMC got it dumped in their laps after FX dropped it. It's one of the few blemishes on FX's stellar record, along with the cancellation of Terriers.