…dude. That is something one should never admit. Keep it under wraps, man.

There aren't really any bad Henson Muppet movies; some are just better than others. Like pizza, or episodes of Community.

They are Weremericans. Every full moon they gain a hunger for bacon, cowboy hats, and 100% USDA beef burgers.

Tokyo Police Club is good. Justin Bieber is bad! Canadian bacon is good. Nickleback is bad! Maple syrup is good! Poutine is… what is this I don't even

Curse you, Angry Black Man! Curse yooooouuuu!

Original BBC miniseries or GTFO (for lack of a better term).

Quickly! Fetch the smelling salts!

@avclub-c60e7d24e22cb7c59788e690275ff4df:disqus If you're asking about the link, PROBABLY BECAUSE IT'S A LINK TO A FETISH SHOP? Just dangling your cursor over it would've told you that.

Fools! Googling "Krokodil" beforehand would have saved your minds from being deluged with images of scaly, green, rotting flesh!

The clerk promptly replies "We have some lovely Havanas, and a selection of the finest Cubans".

Is this what it looks like when someone gets moderator'd?

Did you remember to mention that Laurel Canyon sound?

See, now this is why I don't listen to the radio. I hate getting the popular opinion of what's good music forced on me (Nickleback, Coldplay, Jason Mraz, Bruno Mars) and I hate when a song I enjoy becomes popular, because after hearing it sixteen times in a row, it sucks (Pumped Up Kicks, the hypnotically catchy piece…

It's the new Ship-O-Meter!

…I think he may be threatening me, in a very deluded, awkward kind of way.

There is, sadly, no "delete comment" button.

Apparently Katy Perry is smart, too.

This whole bag?

Oh, dear. Your smiley seems to have lost an eye. How tragic.

This explains a lot of things. Jack and Jill, for one.