I'm loving this "kill rating" thing.

And the best way to avoid Dawes becoming a meme is not to shamelessly plug it.

Did they ask the Mounties to say "aboot"? Because they hate that.

And they're not as busy as people claim, either.

Ann Perkins!

Ain't no shame in that!

Helpful Tyler Durden makes film obsolete so people will appreciate it.

Adam Sandler collects royalties for every bowel movement happening in America.

I'll find out for myself once I hear them.

It's like the roofies are really being slipped into my drink!

I merely have a black eye. His eye is gone entirely.

Fortunately, they appear to be nearly extinct. With only one left, it's a waiting game now.

*these human beings, who I had mistaken for a single human

Did she throw a sledgehammer at the screen while muttering about "Big Brother" and "Macintosh computers"?

*record scratch*

That's what's already happening. It's been marginalized and is turning into a synonym for "attempting to be overly prententious"

Live ammo; kids love it!

It's the end of the medium as we know it, and I feel like vomiting in Adam Sandler's face.

Exactly. I love those little glitches, and I'm kind of sad to see 1080p marching triumphant across the multimedia battlefield, Blu-Ray at its side. RIP, celluloid.

….so apparently Renaton is female. Huh.