You can lick my persuasion.

I just wanna tousle their hair and kick them in the balls!

Let's hope they never do an Axe ad; it'll cause a portal to the Douchmension to open, where everything is flannel, popped collars, and Bluetooths.

Also maple syrup: the tastiest version of tree blood.

Troll! Troll! He's a troll!

Joey is his imaginary friend who has a growth on his head which looks like a Porsche.

It's OK! We'll just blame you guys for Justin Bieber. And poutine.

"Synthetic"? "Futuristic"? "Glitchy"? This band sounds like he's right up my alley. Hopefully they're up on Spotify or Rdio still.

I'd love to look this fellow up, but with the state of indie music like it is I'm having trouble just figuring out what I can still stream. Ugh. Why, Spotify? Why did you have to be greedy

We'll miss you, celluloid, and all your lovely imperfections. Let's pour out a carton of popcorn for old times.

I had written a question here, which I then Googled and answered for myself.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS THE BEST SENTENCE I HAVE EVER READ.

Holy FCC-friendly equivalent of shit, LHOP was messed the hell up.

I wasn't referring to her music, I was talking about your remark about how people complain about "new pop starlets ruining music". Pop has been vapid, shallow dreck since the beginning of popular music.

We are always on the edge of our seats waiting for your hard-hitting, on-topic commentary on the shows we know and love.

I refuse to feel the fun.

Annie's Boobs could be anywhere! Annie's Boobs could be dead by a curb! Annie's Boobs could be run over by a truck!

I'm sure she isn't doing anything that Britney Spears, the Spice Girls, and all the other pop starlets before her haven't done before. She just happens to be the newest target, and her "dorky glasses girl" shtick isn't doing her any favors.

Q&A: WHAT is DAWES?

I was bullshitting a little bit around there. I do think that a lot of pop music uses the same chords in the same repetitive ways a lot of the time.