Also the horrible Ryan Reynolds Deadpool.

Look on the bright side: a little word that starts with "b", ends with "s, and has "oo" in the middle.

*dog eats body, gains taste for human blood*

The testicles are the grizzled wastland of the body. John must have skipped over that part.

Tee that que: KATY PERRY AS A GIANT BOOB!

The crazy computer-animated news?

*wa-psh*

…who would have ever called testicles attractive?

and we can't have that

…that was my point. When she voices something like Smurfette, it takes away the pleasure of her… "boobs", leaving your ears to fend against the full brunt of her awful, awful voice.

how hilarious was that comment, huh?

These B.R.E.A.S.T.S are B.A.N.A.N.A.S.!

With all the bouncin' they do, it's no wonder her mammaries spurt whipp-ed creams.

That would be Robot Chicken.

"Clearly, you know nothing about defeating Banes!"

You guys are amazing.

Purchase the Bar-Be-Cue playset, with real charcoal action! Melts your figures in the blink of an eye!

"Look upon my firsts, ye mighty, and despair!"

Let's discuss the downfall of music in modern times due to the rise of overly-simplified beats and the destruction of the traditional voice in favor of auto-tune.

She only dances to the beat of bad kissers clicking teeth. Also the movement of the galaxy or something.