Wow. You actually managed to work a Batman reference into a Fountains of Wayne song. Awesome show, great job.

I'm pretty sure everyone here knows about how Bane broke Batman's back.

"Make sure to use result-based fighting styles! Otherwise, you're weak as a kitten!"

The confection accountant.

That might not be the best idea. Remember Terrifying Dead-Eyed Jeff Bridges?

Was there ever really any doubt?

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS AMAZING

I am never eating pasta again.

Time traveling is hard

I think Bat-Mite destroyed his own universe in the Brave and the Bold finale. Is the comic book series based on the cartoon still running?

I didn't understand what the fuss was about with Inception spoilers; they made no sense unless they were in the context of the movie.

*mildly punches bully, runs backward five feet*

Tim Allen is making a shrugging gesture and saying "Women!" right now.

Death Cab for Robin

A hand will cover the camera lens, to prevent pimply teenagers from being scarred.

He's an old gimmick poster, right? I never got a chance to see him.

We're purposely making references to old memes. At least, I think we are.

"Bellaaaaaaaaaaah! Get a tire iron!"

One of them has a deformed child that never was birthed. The question is which one

Rock bottom is literally defined in Webster's Dictionary as "trashy moms and their offspring grinding".