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Bat-nipples, or something.

oh god i'm a failure

Dammit, he may be a loose cannon, but he gets results! *pulls out Chief's spine*

Their debut EP, "My Parents Are Dead", swept the country like a small, very whiny wildfire.

Because he is kick-ass.

fuckin magnets, how do they work

…I have not. George Clooney's face has been known to work miracles, however.

wtf is result-based lol

They're more "well built" than "muscle man".

Whoops! I forgot it was "& Robin", not "Forever". Sorry!

Sploosh. But the man version. Which I guess is still sploosh.

But he does so much more than fist!

Was it…

He took a shower halfway through Inception and everything went to hell.

Sploosh!

But it's result-based

You are a woman, correct? It would be odd if you didn't.

…Kevin James?

"We need to find a gas station!"

It's the Lonely Internet Guy meme.