You are the opposite of Batman, and you are the AT&T of television networks.

Ugh, I heard they were remaking that crossdressing show from the 80's. At least Man Up disappeared.

What would be a good name for a network full of all the best shows on television? Firefly, Better Off Ted, Arrested Development, Community (once it gets syndicated)…

There's no way I'm watching a lady do policing unless a fedora is involved.

That is barely even a joke. I've heard riddles from seven year olds funnier than that.

"I did not have sex with that woman" is a tried and true defense.

He'll be here all week, folks!

He's not one of my gimmick accounts. I was considering making a Rubber Man account, but then I realized the fact that he never talks is anti-conducive to message board antics.

Is something wrong, profdragon? Usually you just sarcastically reply to people.

And when you take the letters of "The Narrator Returns", mix them up, take some letters out, and then add some letters, you get…

So when's the show being rebooted as a CGI 3-D movie?

Stephen King's It was not a "children's/young adult" book.

@The_Grand_Galactic_Inquisitor:disqus  Seriously, I'd really love to hear your opinions on the subject. Explain the origins of the universe. I really enjoy listening to people attempt to explain it.

@EverybodyInThisThread Wow, am I really that hated? Gee. I'd better start cleaning my act up, I'd hate to be disliked on the Internet.

A full six-pack.

If cloning Hitler, make sure you are located in Brazil.

I'm pretty sure The Smiths, The Decemberists, Arcade Fire, and Neutral Milk Hotel are A-OK amongst the larger part of the A.V. Club crowd.

Then later a guy asked me to give him money because he hadn't had a bite in days so I bit hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim…

While you're at it, who not check out the Lemon Party?

Minus the razor-sharp vagina, the genital-shriveling smile and the aura of shrieking spirits of the damned.