No tongue!

It's the virgin's equivalent of getting hammered!

Life is a hard game, man. Those pink pegs never let their emotions show.

"What do you mean, am I old enough? I got no teef!"

@SpongyandBruised:disqus Ah, I see.

And the ill-fated parody, Mad About Shoe! Krusty really ate it on that one.

Wow! A time traveler! Spin us a yarn of early 2011, O past-traveler!

…because she's actually five inches tall in real life?

I thought it was Rhett Butler, and I was all set to go "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

I also like how he mispelled his own name. Gizard the Wizard Bear WANTS YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

@Scrawler2:disqus His insane ramblings.. speak to me, somehow. It's like a dog found a computer and is trying to be people.

@SpongyandBruised:disqus  You do, of course, realize that the instructions for priests in Leviticus were made obsolete by the death of Jesus, right? We don't do tents anymore.

If you use Disqus, you can change your name at any time, but you can't use spaces.

It's in my typewriter! IT'S IN MY TYPEWRITER!

Being a Christian, I try not to be too critical of other's beliefs; people in glass houses should not stow thrones or throw them or whatever.

Holy hell. The "Most Popular Baby Names '79" book strikes again.

@avclub-bae6a614f57536659ef89e3a491d6030:disqus Women over 80 can't get enough of my comedy stylings!

Giant. Naked. Underage. Shower. Wrestling. Scene.

But I've been polishing it all morning!

PG ratings for all! It's the feel-good family movie of the summer!