I was going to mention Penn State, but decided not to, because I have a soul.

He looks the part, but can he shower-wrestle?

I'm thinking it's a cross between the two growliest voices in showbiz: Alec Baldwin and Will Arnett.

A bag of grass? Stephen F., are you secretly a horse?

DEXTER PLAN!

Giant ancient lizard: T-REXTER

Also: I sure hope Frank Fisticuffs comes back in another form, on another boring show.

Your Ditto will be getting plenty of action tonight!

Whee! Tree Flying?

Hooray! Chuck is on! -Absolutely Nobody

Witch who is terrible at casting spells: HEXTER

Veal is the baby corn of the animal world!

Certain alleyways can pass for bad areas of New York!

I totally understand. A lot of people probably haven't seen it.

Yup, that's pretty awesome. It got brought up on a heated discussion on gimmick posters a few weeks ago. Hooray for Cookie!

There's a fine line between "delicious frugal meal" and "you SCROOGE".

….swanky?

I'm taking this as proof that Channing Tatum causes disastrous apathy.

The NES version was horribly repetitive. I feel your pain.

RAMPAGE!